ShowStoryText("Asking its name, the parrot replies, \"Mr. Crackers,\" taking a rare break from its usual string of insults. \"The Wonder Parrot,\" it adds, and you decide that anything called Mr. Crackers The Wonder Parrot can't be all that bad. Despite the foul mouth, it also seems to have taken a liking to you, hopping on your shoulder so that you can take it back with you.");
AddAlly("{3}");
SetStartingEvent("[58]", true);
AddCaptainsLog("You collected a foul-mouthed parrot called Mr. Crackers, the Wonder Parrot.");